CHEERS to Democrats!
Why?
- We don’t threaten our allies.
- We don’t terrorize and kill our own citizens with guns and tear gas.
- We don’t take away people’s health insurance.
- We don’t rename buildings after ourselves while we're still in office.
- We aren’t obsessed with covering our offices with shitty plastic gold doo-dads from Home Depot.
- We don’t fill the ranks of our staff with idiots who put self over both party and country.
- We don’t send pimple-faced college kids in to gut the government on the whims of a billionaire auto dealer.
- We don’t hate immigrants.
- We don’t arrest some drug kingpins while pardoning even worse drug kingpins.
- We don’t play footsies with Russia.
- We don’t sabotage elections and lead insurrections against our own country.
- We don’t want women to “know their place.”
- We don’t keep a copy of Mein Kampf at our bedside.
- We don’t steal Nobel Peace Prizes.
- We don't demand that you believe what we say over what you see.
- And we don’t insist that laws are optional.
Here endeth the lesson. (I’d print the longer lesson but I don’t want the internet to run out of pixels.)
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Written by Bill in Portland, Maine, as part of Wednesday’s Cheers and Jeers.
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